Friday, April 15, 2011

Spam Email: Better than a Nigerian Prince!

Bwaha. I got this email a little bit ago and it just amused me. You know, CAPs, no punctuation, and the german email address haha

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FromDENNIS SANKO
reply-tosanko.dennis@yahoo.de
to
dateFri, Apr 15, 2011 at 6:33 PM
subjectPLS HELP ME FAST



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DEAR SIR


SIR I AM DENNIS SANKO .I AM IN THE REFUGEE CAMP HERE IN GHANA ( WEST - AFRICA ), SIR BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER BEFORE MY LATE FATHER WAS KILLED BY REBELS IN THE WAR IN MY COUNTRY SIERRA LEONE MY LATE FATHER DEPOSITED TWO TRUNK BOXES HERE IN A SECURITY COMPANY AND SIR ONE OF THE BOXES CONTAIN US$12,000,000.00 AND THE OTHER BOX CONTAIN GOLD THE BEST GOLD IN THE WORLD CALLED ALLUVIAL GOLD .SIR AFTER I AND MY MOTHER WENT TO THE SECURITY COMPANY THE SECURITY COMPANY DIRECTOR TOLD US THAT WE SHOULD TELL OUR FOREIGN BENEFICIARY TO CONTACT THE SECURITY COMPANY SO THAT THEY CAN PROCESS THE DELIVERY OF THE BOXES AND DELIVER THE BOXES TO OUR BENEFICIARY AND I AND MY MOTHER WENT TO FELLOWSHIP ONE WEEK END AT A CRUSADE AND WE MET A TOURIST CALLED ALLIN MEANS FROM AMERICA AND WE TOLD HIM THE ISSUE AND MR. ALLIN MEANS PROMISE TO HELP US AND SIR WHEN MR ALLIN MEANS GOT TO AMERICA THEN HE CONTACTED US AND CONTACTED THE SECURITY COMPANY AND MR. ALIN MEANS THEN AFTER HEARING FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY.


THE SECURITY COMPANY REQUESTED HIM TO PAY FOR SOME DOCUMENTS AND MR ALLIN MEANS PAID THE REQUESTED FUNDS TO THE COMPANY AND WHEN IT WAS NEAR FOR THE BOXES TO BE DELIVER TO MR. ALLIN MEANS, THE SECURITY COMPANY CALLED MR. ALLIN MEANS IN AMERICA AND THE WIFE CONFIRMED TO THE SECURITY COMPANY DIRECTOR THAT MR. ALLIN MEANS DIED OF CANCER OF THE LUNGS 8DAYS BEFORE THE SECURITY COMPANY CALLED AND THE WIFE FURTHER EXPLAINED THAT MR. ALLIN MEANS HAS BEEN UNDERGOING THE TREATMENT OF THE CANCER OF THE LUNGS FOR LONG AND HEARING THIS SAD NEWS MADE ME AND MY MOTHER CONFUSE BUT AFTER HEARING THE WORD OF GOD THAT STRENGTHEN US ,



I AND MY MOTHER WENT TO THE INTERNATIONAL CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY IN SUCH FOR A GOOD AND RELIABLE BENEFICIARY THAT WILL RECEIVE OUR BOXES IN ABROAD AND WE GOT YOUR CONTACT AND AT THIS MOMENT THE SECURITY COMPANY IS WAITING FOR US FOR THE ONWARD DELIVERY OF THE BOXES TO OUR BENEFICIARY HENCE WITH GOOD HEART AND FAITH WE HAVE CHOSEN YOU AS OUR BENEFICIARY AND FOR THE DOCUMENTS OF THE BOXES , YOU CAN SEE THE ATTACHMENT FOR THE DOCUMENTS AND OUR IDENTITY CARDS MEANWHILE SIR,


YOU AS OUR BENEFICIARY WILL TAKE 25% FROM THE TOTAL US$12,000,000 AND THE GOLD AND 5% FOR MISCELLANEOUS AND THE BALANCE 70% WILL BE FOR US AND THIS YOU WILL USE TO OPEN A BIG INVESTMENT FOR US IN YOUR COUNTRY AND I WILL USE PART OF THE FUNDS FOR MY EDUCATION IN YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU WILL BUY A HOUSE CLOSE TO YOUR HOUSE FOR US IN YOUR COUNTRY AS SOON AS THE BOXES ARE DELIVER TO YOU VERY SOON.SIR ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TO SEND ME YOUR FULL INFORMATION AND I WILL SUBMIT TO THE SECURITY COMPANY AND THEN I WILL SEND TO YOU THE INFORMATION OF THE SECURITY COMPANY AND YOU WILL CONTACT THE SECURITY COMPANY OFFICIALLY THAT YOU ARE MY BENEFICIARY AND THE SECURITY COMPANY WILL ACCESS THE INFORMATION I GAVE TO THEM WITH YOUR INFORMATION AND THEY WILL KNOW IT IS GENUINE AND THE SECURITY COMPANY WILL CONTACT WITH YOU AND PROCEED TOWARDS THE DELIVERY TO YOU MEANWHILE SHORTLY AS SOON AS THE BOXES ARE DELIVER TO YOU THEN YOU WILL SEND ME AND MY MOTHER INVITATION LETTER AND SOME FUNDS FOR US TO PROCESS OUR TRAVELLING DOCUMENT



AND THEN WE WILL TRAVEL TO MEET UP WITH YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY AND WE WILL CELEBRATE AND START A BETTER LIFE TOGETHER SO WE WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU TOO SOON AND THANKS SO MUCH .

SIR YOU ARE TO SEND YOUR RESPONSE TO MY


YOUR FAITHFUL SON

DENNIS SANKO

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